June 19th, 2013 at 1:59PM

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via kurtrachelandagayhighfive)

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June 19th, 2013 at 10:23AM

theromanticanon:

harmoniousalgorithm:

This is Korean: 안녕하세요
This is Japanese: こんにちは
This is Chinese: 你好
They’re different.

imageIt all looks the same to me

(via brindercriss)

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June 19th, 2013 at 9:54AM

benedicts-neck-moles:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

done, best one

(via swiftie-in-the-tardis)

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June 18th, 2013 at 8:18PM

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via imminentlyginger)

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June 18th, 2013 at 8:15PM

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
image
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

image

(via imminentlyginger)

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June 18th, 2013 at 3:03PM

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(via itslosblancos)

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June 18th, 2013 at 9:16AM

captain-mycaptain:

hey-cassbutt:

openyoureyeslove:

saamtemple:

YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT 

I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING

image

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(via 80purpletrees)

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June 18th, 2013 at 8:16AM

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

(via kyledean-massey)

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June 17th, 2013 at 4:59PM
  • Tumblr: It doesn't matter what versions of the thing you like or when you started liking it - you're still part of the fandom!
  • Tumblr: unless you skipped the 9th Doctor or the first 3 seasons of Supernatural lol
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June 17th, 2013 at 2:22PM

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

(via pterodactylsandchocolate)

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